About me. (part 1)

This is a mini-fact file about me. Hope it helps my students to understand me.
Here goes.

• Name: Mel (duh!)
  
• Date of birth: May 29
• I live in Eltham View, Spanish Town
• I'm a christian for 7 years now.
• Attending Glad Tidings Open Bible
• I like navy blue, black, purple, yellow depending on the circumstances.
• I prefer kissing to hugging but that doesn't mean I like kissing either.
• I love music but rarely listen to gospel at this time. Working on it though.
• I HATE traitors.
• I NORMALLY sleep in the mornings between 3am and 10 am.
• I don't like saving money but I love spending on other people.
• I have no sense of fashion & I honestly don't care.
• I love dogs.
• I don't trust cats. They are pussies.
• I am sexually tempted when the girl seems to be freaky & can offer me new, exciting experiences.
• I am very attracted to Indian girls over 21.
• I had sex at age 10. Tried to put it in her navel. The power of television.
• Masturbated fully at age 13.
• Main wilful sins are sexual, swearing, music but I'm gaining better self-control regarding them since I've been spending more time with God since 2001. Not out of the woods yet.
• I dislike emotional people.
• I like dispassionate arguments.
• I LOVE God now. Didn't like Him in the beginning but I'm finally realizing how good He is to me. Thank you very much, Lord!
• I'm presently engaged to be engaged to Nicole.
• I want 3-4 children, including a set of female twins.
• I have no more than 10 friends at any given time in my life but numerous acquaintances.
• I like christians in general but too many of them are narrow-minded cowards who are content with playing church and neglecting God's Will if it takes them too much out of their comfort zone.
  
• I try to like pastors but some of them seem to forget that they are fallible and let their personal feelings cloud judgements where objectivity (and divine guidance) are required.
• I don't like people over 40 in general.
• I don't like lazy, ignorant, complacent, vision-less people in general.
• I have no problem with oral sex ( in marriage).
  
• I have a problem with anal sex (in AND out marriage).
• I can cook butI don't need to as there is usually someone who will cook for me. I can't bake though.
• My favourite appliance is the refrigerator.
• I play the piano. Planning to play the guitar soon.
• My role model is carl Beckford. ( not advertising it in church though. can't bother.)
• I drive a turbocharged Townace
• I want to drive a turbocharged Prado.
• I've NEVER driven a car. don't plan to either.
• I prefer SUV's over cars.
• I prefer diesel engines over gasoline engines.
• The Bible is my favourite book (should be rated pg-7 though for graphic violence & subtle references to sex)
  
• The Art of War is my second favourite book.
• My favourite superhero is Professor X.
  
• My favourite comics were detective comics (batman) & justice league america.
  
• I'm afraid to speak in tongues. Been filled but didn't like uttering. Trying to get over it now though. Finally realized it's usefulness.
  
• I wish I could return to being 4 years old. I would've sinned more & better till 21. After that, I would be a better christian too. (my opinion, my choice)
• My favourite day is saturday. i get to see my kids & my girl.
• My favourite food is pizza.
• My favourite drink is Ting.
• My favourite snack is M&M/Honey Roasted peanuts.
• My favourite flower is the orchid.
• My favourite meal is Curry chicken & rice/peas.

I'll give part 2 later. Hope this helps a little to see how my mind works.