Evaluation from Maurice

This is Maurice's opinion of my leadership:

"Mel is a person who stands for Godliness & not for foolishness. I like that about him. He's fun & white. He's a white man in a black man's country but never-the-less we love him just the same. He's sarcastic, protective & a text addict, but such is life.
Mel is too fussy & argumentative (and sometimes disgusting) but that's life. Apart from that, he's cool. He loves Ting & Nikki. Can't wait for them to get married & have kids. Then I think he'll be more black & less argumentative because she'll teach him his lesson."

Hmmm... I'm disgusting Maurice? Plus who says she will teach me a lesson? Suppose I change her? Anyway just a thought. Thanks.