Humans as Animals

I like animals. Especially dogs. they r so loving and loyal. but why do guys insist on calling themselves dogs? Is it admiration? or they have no ambition? It's so silly. Why name yourself after an animal that runs after cars risking death then when the car stops they don't know what to do? Are men saying they are stupid? I hope not since I am a guy. Just a thought. We, as men, need to think carefully of the things we speak over our lives. Would you really want to be a dog? Eating "tun cornmeal" for food? And ladies like calling us that too. Doesn't that make them a party to their victimization? Since if we are dogs, then they must be bitches, right? Or aren't women smarter than men anymore? Just curious and wondering if it's just me. I'll give you part two later.