Words women use & their definitions

FINE - This is the word women use at the end
of any argument that they feel they are right
about, but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine
to describe how a woman looks. This will cause
you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is
equivalent to the five minutes that a football
game will last before taking out the trash.
Women consider this an even trade, so don't
push your luck!

NOTHING - This means something and you
should be on your toes.

"Nothing" is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
will last "Five Minutes" and end with the
word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) - This is a
dare. One that will result in a woman getting
upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) - This means "I
give up" or "do what you want because I don't
care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead"
in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"
and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about
"Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but
is still often a verbal statement very
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means
she thinks you are an idiot at that moment,
and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing."

SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a verbal
statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand.
She is content. Your best bet is to not move
or even breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous
statements that a woman can say to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before paying you retribution
for whatever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and
used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow
"Go Ahead." At some point in the near when
future she has plotted and planned, you
are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is
an offer. A woman is giving you the chance
to come up with whatever excuse or reason
you have for doing whatever it is that you
have done. You have a fair chance to tell
the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't
get a "That's Okay."

THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not
faint, just say 'You're welcome.'